i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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