i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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