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  • You spelled small wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Just because there's room doesn't mean it feels good, you sodding twat. Natures cruel joke on womankind...gracing the dumbest galoots with big cocks. Big dumb men with big wangs usually equals a bad lay. I'd rather have slightly smaller, but with better presence and agility. Nothing is worse than a man who stares blankly, thrusts like an automaton, and then thinks he is god's gift.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I've said that to a man. Some dicks are just too big, I don't care how good the sex is, it's not worth the initial pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Guess what guys? Girls need clitoral stimulation. You need more than a big dick; you need SKILLS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I pull out my 3 inches of thunder and girls hug each other in fear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:19pm
  • a girl can work around big penises. i might turn down sex, but not some good fingering and oral. you were probably a bad kisser before you even dropped your pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03pm
  • @ 6:16 not me…,.....6 inches hard but I lick very very well !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 2:03(1)- I didn't get it at first, but now I see that you are a hilarious person. I applaud you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:08pm
  • I believe this when my shit turns purple and smells of rainbow sherbert.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:59pm
  • oh well she probably is fuckin princess

    Submitted by KingSexy on Mar 23, 10 at 11:29pm
  • My man has a huge dick. 10 (haven't measured yet) and it's also pretty thick. Nothing feels better than him taking him time turning me on and warming me up then slammin me with it ;) Bug dicks are not a bad thing if they know how to work you up :) But also on the other hand, my ex had a very small dick, about 4 in and I still loved it! Big or small doesn't natter without any skills!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:18am
  • I'm glad to see your imagination works well even if your ability to tell a lie doesnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:18pm
  • interesting how the average penis is 5 inches, however every one here seems to represent the 1% of the population with giant schlongs mines bigger than ron jeremy's btw, we used rulers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:51pm
  • ......im sure thats exactly how it went.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:02pm
  • More likely you have a bush as big as the dick you imagine you have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Giant dicks scare me. Big dicks are nice, but there IS a limit....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:19pm
  • im curious. i havent measured in a while. do they grow with age? im almost afraid to measure again haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Lmfao I bet everyone in this chat has a small dick :P it's the people who don't brag who r packing u small dicked teenage boys! Bahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:22am
  • 245 you are a fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • I hear ya 859. I hate when that happens. I did recieved deepthroat as a consolation prize once though. Keep ya head up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:34pm
  • i agree with 6:25!! I'm skinny but i make it fit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:51am
  • Did she say you HAD or WERE a big dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:04am
  • 5 year olds just aren't ready for adult penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Wow thts a first

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 27, 10 at 9:58am
  • Oh I'm a slut cause my bf has a dick?? Wow get a life really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm
  • I have never seen a dick bigger than a baby's head, or a dick that was 20 inches long. Lighten up, bitches -- there is plenty of room in that cooch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:26pm
  • holy shit. 859 military and huge dick. wow i think i fucked this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:31am
  • Be 8", thick, curved and eat pussy for days. Then you'll have my life. Its a good life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:00pm
  • hrmmm..... that sounds familiar....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:10pm
  • @ 3:44, you mean they tell you that you ARE a big dickhead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I appreciate a a woman who can deepthroat . But what's really tough about having a Uber-long schwango is when I get stomach acid burns on the head of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:43pm
  • i love you. please call me <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Cuss?? \nFuckin Bitch Digging Dick Lover Suffer Penis Kisser My Fuckin Friend Who Sucks On My Penis And Who I Fucked In Bed Last Night.

    Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 26, 10 at 10:00pm
  • 6:51 here! Who wants to play??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:16am
  • Or 3:44 girls tell you " you are a big dickhead" !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 1:59!! Super Troopers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Hey 651.... You fucked a chic with a bigger than yours? How was he!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:29pm
  • am i the only virgin up here ,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:29pm
  • .........and then you woke up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:07pm
  • You could make millions with a talking cat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 4:09 ---love that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:14pm
  • gosh that fuckin bitch

    Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 26, 10 at 9:56pm
  • what a DUMB BITCH! big dicks are increeeeeedible. i would never turn one down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Yeah for 3:25 & 3:46! Apparently at least two people know about anatomy :) ...more size don't mean jack (and can seriously hurt) if you don't pay attention to the parts the count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Get a life and some class 244

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:07pm
  • You're better off man. I tore my dick skin once trying to squeeze into a vagina I had no business trying to squeeze into.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:45pm
  • maybe your dick smelled bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:10pm
  • I love how all the "guys" on here are are 8+ inches when more than 75% of guys are 6inches or smaller. I won't lie, im like 6-7 inches, but its all about knowing what your doing. Ive fucked girls that have had 9 inch dicks and told me I was better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:10am
  • i think she denied you cus you are a huge tool, not cus of your tool... BTW 2:03, i like your moves!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:39pm
  • gosh what's up with that bitch she doesn't know what she's missing out on

    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 25, 10 at 6:59pm
  • 3:43, you made me nasally ejaculate my coffee. Thank you, my office mates are now looking at me with a mixture of concern and confusion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:14pm
  • that girl is ridiculous. there are two types of girls: girls who say size matters, and girls who lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:11pm
  • @ 7:31 I work in a hospital and I can tell you they don't get bigger with age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:33am
  • My area code

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 27, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Haha I'm suuuure that's the reason she said that...not!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:47pm
  • 6:09 the words u speak r oh so true...I thought I shed a tear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Do lesbians care about the size of fingers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:44pm
  • i never said it was huge its only 8in....the girl was a small frame girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:47pm
  • 1. i dont go to UK never been to college im in the military! 2. i dont have herpes i get tested every 6 months 3. its not huges she was jus a very small framed girl!! 4. 7:04 and 5:36 who are u wanting to call u???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:21am
  • Haha my area code! Go Lexington, ky!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 10, 10 at 7:07pm
  • LMAO@ Sept 24 2:03 "You spelled small wrong" LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:07am
  • Haha small dicks rule

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:36pm
  • there is definitely a limit on how big the guy can be before it hurts like hell and just isn't worth it. no matter how well lubricated you might be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Are you sure she turned you down because you are "too big" and not that you had a funky rash or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Yeah I once turned down a girl cause her pussy was too tight and perfect lol you fuckin loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:07am
  • 251 (2) u read my mind perfectly. It seems like everyone has big dicks on here surprisingly or just big ego's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:16pm
  • OP is insecure about his little willy so decided to post this load of shit hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:06am
  • 6:25 I think we need to talk....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Perfect 3:25 : ). That's where lick first !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Put it in my ass balls deep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:28am
  • If this was you in a situation you wouldn't be so mean to everyone else. Everyone who is rude g Grow up and get a life agree @ 2:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Oh fucking really. I'm calling bull shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Truth about this text: you're lying to yourself. She turned you down and you're bragging to you "bros"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:15pm
  • It just wasn't big enough huh??? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Meh. Fuck big dicks, not literally. Ha. I have a 5-6 incher but its really not the size. Idk about anyone else with a non-huge cock but i learned to please the girl before myself so they dont pay attention nor care about it. And the OP sounds like he just needed to get an anon fantasy off his chest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:46pm
  • I'm also from this area. 2:19 and 2:54 FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Had that happen once where I had to turn someon down, who I was dating Ty. It can be scary big!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 6:51 and 7:00 sound like my kind of guys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:41pm
  • 1;59 that'd be an awesome world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Shouldve fuck her guts out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Big surprise, guys, girls don't care how big you are. Anything over four inches is fine. You actually have to back up your dick with fingers and tongue, so all your imaginary inches are irrelevant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 3:39 apparently you don't know much about dick variations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm
  • No. Everyone on here is a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:40pm
  • You're not experienced yet! Give it a year or two and you'll love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 6:04pm
  • 2:44 you should probably kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:01pm
  • It's going in one hole, cumslut. Choose which or I'll fuck 'em all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:28am
  • Ya, I've said that before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I have a four inch dick hard and girls tell me All the time I am the best fuck they ever had bc I know how to use it! It's more than just going in and out! Much more...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:57pm
  • That's probably the only good rejection to get

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:18pm
  • And this is why guys with big dicks sometimes coincidentally have large hands with long fingers ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:02am
  • That's when the girl should have offered herself up for a skullfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I gotta agree with 6:09. My last ex has a 9" at least and didn't know what to do with it. My current bf has a about a 7-8" and rocks my world!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:34pm
  • This happened to me. I'm running a 9 3/4.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Mine is green and smells like burnt hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • 1. You probably are a drunk, insecure frat boy with a 2 inch cock and 2. UK girls are loose and would fuck just about anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Go 2:03 :)

    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Feb 21, 11 at 9:29pm
  • Amen 325, amen. Not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33pm
  • short and fat is where it's at, long and thin goes too far in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:55am
  • No the girl is a classless slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I call bullshit on that--she just changed her mind and didn't want to sleep with you. No such thing as too big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 339 my problem with girls is usually the width

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:41pm
  • 607 I am not jealous of a classless whore I prefer girls with class not slurry useless pieces of ass like 244

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:14pm
  • motion of the ocean? hahaha. takes a long time to get to England in a fucking rowboat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:07pm
  • she meant "that's not going in me, you fucking loser, why would i grace your loser dick with my vagina?" because you're a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:01pm
  • I've turned guys who were too big down before. My bf is 8 1/2 and I think he's too big, but I love him, so I've been working with him on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:28pm
  • My area code!! Go lex ky!!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 11:45pm
  • You should have said "I know, it's going through you."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 244 is a fucking slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:15pm
  • How is a big dick gonna hurt? for the most part a dick varies in length and not width... so the worst that happens is it doesn't go in anymore... Yes some can be thicker than others, but for the most part not thick enough that it's going to rip you apart if you are well lubricated...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 6:13 you are increeeeedible and my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Have had the same shit happen. It sucks. I have gotten plenty of thanks but no thanks blow jobs when they decide it is just to big. Girls don't want to work around that when is a casual hook up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Hey i have a question. i am 16 and have a 9 inch dick. Is this normal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:16am
  • 10:39: i speak the truth my friend : ] -6:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:47pm
  • 2:44 is a classless dime a dozen ho bag slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Please call me. Mmmm huge cock.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03pm
  • man up and take that cock bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:41pm
  • being just big enough is good by me. my wife only goes to bed with me, that is all that matters. I guess 8" helps that out tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:41pm
  • I have a friend - girl - who is tiny - she says big guys are not so good for her because she's too 'shallow'. I am more of an average sized girl - so I say the bigger the better! I've had 10 inches and it was all good - and it was NOT a skinny dick... and I am not scared!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:25pm
  • My bf is 8 1/2 we used a ruler haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:44pm
  • It's not a lie, it's happened to me on the dance floor at the Mercury in Seattle!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Who said his dik was even big.. Maybe it was too small;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Why do you keep picking on 2:44? Jealous you don't have a girlfriend as fun as her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:07pm
  • or maybe you had herpes. that shit's forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 310. the girls you fuck have huge dicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:01pm
  • What's your number???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Dude, you probably got denied because of your dick cheese. 1:59 Extra points for quoting a freakin hilarious movie!! I totally agree ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:12am
  • 7:00 pm. ughhh call me please!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:45pm
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