Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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