Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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