and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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