What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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