Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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