We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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