ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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