Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
