So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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