Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Someone came in the potted fern
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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