Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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