Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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