Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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