I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he was CRYING into my vagina
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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