We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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