whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
