NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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