I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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