3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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