windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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