Dual....:-)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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