how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
