Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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