some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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