You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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