he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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