So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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