Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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