I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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