I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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