Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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