Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
