I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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