oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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