Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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