Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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