I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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