you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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