I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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