I wish you could order shots online.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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