Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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