If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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