what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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