ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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