What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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