hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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