wanna go halves on a baby?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Even my vagina gasped.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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