We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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