Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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